I love being tired after coming in from lying in the sun all day. It’s such a satisfying exhaustion.
you know when you want to shoot yourself in the face because the fucking show won’t buffer
So, Cara Delevigne was caught with coke
why does that make her more appealing to me
IM PUNK ROCK MOM U DON’T UNDERSTAND
Aw yiss bank holiday Monday, the yoke I saved, the tattoo I’m getting. Shiiieeeet
- Miss Joyce: Yes, dandelions depend on clover for nitrogen, but why would clover depend on dandelions?
- Me: For company?
And then I realized the only reason I am bringing Shane to my debs is because, besides the fact I’m really stupidly in love with him, I’ll get a lot of sex and a lot of drugs off of him, and look good in the photos. That’s really all it is.
But isn’t it ridiculous how I’m not just in love with him? So fuck whoever said you can’t be in love with only one person at a time. That’s some old bullshiiiieeet
My back doesn’t hurt anymore so I’m taking pole dancing lessons from June onwards so I can finally stop looking like a fucking overweight potato
But who gives a flying fuck! Life moves the fuck on whether you’re happy or not. No one is going to stop time for you to mull over what your next plan of action is, and no one is going to wait for you to be happy. Just hope someone sees the good in you, past the self pity and sadness. Find the beauty in the briars.
But as the Monty Python cast once said
Get on with it.
It’s just so terrible how you can’t control who you fall in love with. You really can’t help it. And it hurts
I will be happy when I learn to be happy alone
I hate being alone so much I need a boyfriend not just fucking booty calls who wouldn’t give a shit if I died tomorrow
You know when you’re just fine
And then you have a shower
And you come out hating everything about yourself